I said, "You give ME 500 dollars."
Jack, "YOU give ME 500 dollars."
Me, "Noooo, YOU give ME 500 dollars."
Jack with a super annoyed look on his face, "Give me 500 dollars and I will give you an ice cream."
I have now realized he is playing Ice Cream Man so I say, "I'll give you 50 cents."
He now has a disgusted look on his face and says, "Fine, take it."
Then we have our little exchange of pretend money for pretend ice cream.
Lucy has been watching this whole thing happen and pipes up with, "I want some."
Jack quickly turns to her and says, "Give me 500 dollars."